Your Pants

Will sat in her room, writing. She didn’t know how long she’d been there, or even how she’d gotten there, but she didn’t care. It was just her and the ink and eternity. When the paper ran out, she wrote on the […]

Gets the complete disappearance of the human race
Inserts ninja zombie

“It’s that one there.” Roach pointed to a skyscraper on the edges of the inner city. “Lots’a food ‘n stuff, but you’re going to have to get through the suburbs, which are gridlocked with cars, so that should be […]

“It’s a very great pleasure to make your acquaintance, Kayla, I’m sure. I am Will, of the writer William Shakespeare. And good morning to you as well, Lee.” Will smiled at them both, but her thoughts were […]

Will snapped out of it and blushed slightly, hoping no one had heard her. She went to great the girl as she came ashore, “Hello, sailor. How is the weather out on the sea, today?”

Will watched the girl on the water, admiring the skill with which she maneuvered the vessel. “She is really very good, isn’t she?” she asked no one, “So completely in her element… I wonder who she […]

Will looked at him askance, “I apologize,” she said, “But for a moment, I was certain you had just told me you were planning a theft!” Surely, no one would dare do that here? Simply because security was subtle did […]

Will made her decision. The notebook fell into the flames with a thump, and the paper shriveled. She felt… lighter, and continued out into the garden where the others were congregated in a conspiratorial clump. […]

When Will finally woke, she was in no mood for breakfast. She could hear the others downstairs but decided against going down to see them. Instead, she headed down, towards the garden. She stopped for a moment in […]

OOC: Hot damn! How long was I out?
Roach strode up to the group from where she’d been looting the bodies of the dead. “I know this great high rise that’s got the stairwells bombed clear out. It’s a decent roost…. […]

“Eh.” Roach shrugged, “Gloves are hot in the summer and everybody gotta die sometime anyways, right?” she wiped her hands on her trousers and her makeshift mace on the grass. She found herself a relatively clean […]

She crushed the skull of a downed zombie and extended a gore-slicked hand. “Roach. Pleasure to meet’ya.”

Roach knew an opportunity when she saw one. As soon as the dead were distracted, she went at them with new vigor. She went in swinging like a home-run hitter on speed, smashing skulls like they were pumpkins left […]

OOC: I wasn’t on the original thread, so maybe I’ve missed something… but things are going to happen, right? XP
Will wished everyone goodnight and retired to her quartes, where she spent the next two hours […]

“Hey,” said Roach, “The more the merrier!” She swung her concrete ‘mace’ around a couple of times to make sure she had enough room and stood to wait for the zombies. The first stragglers were easy, batting […]

Will had a thought, “Einstein,” she said, “This may seem trivial, but how would you define the concept of fun? Purely out of curiosity.”

Will continued scribbling for a minute, her initial excitement slowly fading, and then failing all together. She read over the page, once, twice, and then crumpled it in disgust. Useless. The composition was poor, […]

Will deliberated before answering. “While I think ‘fun’ is the wrong way to put it, I would stipulate that the motivation of all living things is to better their situation, and once that is done, themselves. Even […]

“Whether ’tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune,
Or to take arms against a sea of troubles” Will smiled sheepishly, “I myself know nothing on the subject, but my predecessor […]