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January 29, 2012 at 2:06 am #44882
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Jacqueline

My boyfriend and I both agree that puns, play-on-words, and clever-as-**** things are absolutely fantastic. If you agree, post your favorite pun/clever joke/whatever here! :D

My current favorites:
“Nice bum, where ya from?”
“Nantucket, wanna f–k it?”

Did you hear about the guy that lost his whole left side? He’s alright.

January 29, 2012 at 4:27 am #44949
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Jordan

My sister: Wind does not have a color!
My dad: Well, I like to color the wind blue. Oh, and the sun rose.

It took us a couple minutes to process that… then we started laughing.

January 29, 2012 at 4:27 pm #45124
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QED

If you want puns check out Tim Vine. His act is completely made up of puns.

January 30, 2012 at 11:54 pm #46230
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Jacqueline

hahaha! jordan that one was fantastic, kudos to your pops!

February 10, 2012 at 4:55 am #51729
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Megan M.

My flatmate: “Bros do as bros do.”

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