Granted, but it’s ACID SNOW.

I wish Firefly was never cancelled.

Granted, but the rest of the world now has a new system.
I wish school wouldn’t start back up tomorrow.

Granted, but you can only go backwards in time and therefore can never return to your home time period once you’ve left it.

I wish it wasn’t unhealthy to eat excessive amounts of chocolate.

Granted, but you’ll fail your class next semester.

I wish I wasn’t allergic to dogs.

Granted, You get so much done that you spontaniously combust

I wish the hungar games film was out already

granted but every other page is torn out, including the hanklerfish

i wish i had a puppy sized elephant

Granted, but he’s too busy talking to the rest of the Audience to
pay you any attention.

(Hey friend, I want to meet Toby too. )

I wish I could play minecraft with CaptainSparklez and TheSyndicateProject.

Granted, but I’m afraid that it can only be online and you can’t be near them in person.. then… as fate has it, you get killed by an exploding creeper (and in creative mode and everything!) you then re-spawn far away from them and can’t find them again. Sorry ’bout that.

I wish.. going along the theme of vloggers… I could meet Jack Douglas.

Granted, but you crash the day you get your license and are forced to spend several weeks in the hospital, then get your license revoked because the accident was completely your fault.

I wish I could pass all of my final exams.

Granted, but John has been trolling us this whole time and it’s simply a reprinting of My Immortal.

I wish my rent wasn’t so high.

Granted, but for the life of you, you can’t play it.

I wish I could sing.

Granted, but you only get spinach.

I wish I could fly.

• This reply was modified 139 days ago by  Fred.
• This reply was modified 139 days ago by  Fred.

Granted, but you only have 30 more seconds.

I wish I had a working sewing machine.

Granted, but it never pans out.

I wish I could paint well.

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Granted, now you’re fantastic at procrastinating.

I wish I had another day of vacation.

Granted, but other musicians all send you death threats and plan your death all the time
I wish I had a pet dragon I could ride to places like school named Delilah

Granted, but you get too many ideas and can’t choose one.

I wish I knew what to write songs about.

Granted but it’s not Alex Day and is in fact a convicted convict who happens to be named Alex.

I wish I had enough money to pay for college without loans!

Granted, but you have to leave immediately and go to a place with -20 degree weather.

I wish my room would be clean without me cleaning it.

Granted, but it’s only a model.

I wish I didn’t have an allergy to cats.

Granted but you have no job

I wish that I could use the internet anywhere

Granted, but the day before you compete you fall and break your leg

I wish that I could fly

Granted, but he turns out to be infected with rabies and eats half of your nose

I wish that I could be the Doctor’s new companion

Granted, those hours would be used to do the things you hate doing.

I wish I was stronger

But he was fat, lazy and rabid,

I wish I could Meet and have lunch John and Hank…