Granted, but they are the only two people who will ever see it. And for some reason they are incapable of talking about it, so they can’t tell you what they thought or recommend to anyone else.

I wish I had a bike so I wouldn’t have to walk to the supermarket.

Granted you’re wide awake, but now the rest of the world is asleep and whenever you’re asleep they’re awake so you never have anyone to talk to.

I wish I was invincible.

granted but you never see the sun again

I wish I had a better monologue for my audition

Granted, but you have work to do during them.

I wish my friend’s health issues would go away.

Granted, but it only plays Friday by Rebecca Black.
I wish my teammates would email me back so I could finish my final project.

Granted, but all the inanimate objects in your house gain sentience and take you captive.

I wish I had the same week off for vacation as my boyfriend.

Granted, but you don’t know he’s the Doctor.

I wish my Kingdom Hearts game wouldn’t go agonizingly slow.

Granted but now you are singing “Friday” http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfVsfOSbJY0 at the top of your lungs

I wish I could read minds

Granted, the people around you devolve to apes, and are equally as annoying (but not people.)

I wish I could conjure food whenever I wanted.

Granted, but now the world is thrown into complete chaos.

I wish that I was smarter.

Granted, but none of the fans like your performance.

I wish I could visit Australia.

Granted but you promptly die.

I wish I wasn’t hungry.

Granted, but now you have think of a different way to corrupt their wish.

I wish that this wish would be unable to be corrupted.

Granted, but they can’t reply

I wish I had Tom Riddle’s Diary

Granted, but you’re living in a world with no crimes or mysteries and you don’t know who sherlock holmes is, and you now have an extremely low IQ

I wish I was a loaf of bread

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Granted, but his next lesson is a very graphic course on sexual reproduction.

I wish I could do awesomely on my SAT this weekend.

Granted, but it’s an evil clone and it turns against you.
I wish I could go to the Coldplay concert on my birthday.

Granted, but now it turns into a super computer, gains sentience and takes over the world…

I wish paper was nutritious

Granted, but this personality change disturbs the adults around you and you get sent to psychotherapy for being normal*.

I wish I could resist my urge to annoy people.

*Not to offend such people.

• This reply was modified 73 days ago by  Sarah.

Granted, but you fail it worse than you’ve ever failed any tests.

I wish I could stop being a jealous maniac when it comes to…you know, crush issues.

Granted, but it is the only cookie you’ll ever get.

I wish I wasn’t in Iceland anymore.

Granted, but the people who grant you the prizes realize that you only have such skills because of this wish, and so you are disqualified from whatever competition you were in.

I wish spring break started tomorrow.

granted, but he dies in the line of duty fighting an evil mad scientist

I wish that I was more creative

Granted, but you have to wake up early every day after tomorrow for a year.

I wish it would stop raining.

Granted, but all the bands are remade with all new members playing in different genres.

I wish I could be in Hawaii with my friend.

• This reply was modified 64 days ago by  Benjamin.