Topic: Crap superpower series

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January 7, 2012 at 4:50 pm #20240
mike abbott	Thinking of making a video, either a series of episodes or a one off. The main character wants a superpower, because super powers are awesome. He goes to a agency that sells superpowers, but cant afford one off the A list (flight, invisibility, ect) The agency then offers him a financial aid deal, where they test unfinished powers on his body for a few weeks and at the end he gets to pick a power off the A list. All of the superpowers he gets are going to be really bad powers that noone would want, but also good visual powers as it has to be entertaining. Influences for this are the tv show misfits, but aiming to be in the style of the movie kickass. Can anyone think of any crap superpowers?
January 7, 2012 at 5:15 pm #20286
Will	Hehe, I love thinking of crappy/annoying superpowers Shooting bubbles out of your fingers Being able to make your hair grow really fast Glowing Laser-pointer eyes Knowing exactly what time it is all the time Being able to summon turtles Being able to hear sounds that usually are too high for the human ear Changing your skin color at will That’s all I got for now
January 7, 2012 at 5:28 pm #20319
mike abbott	they have to be ones where he would try to fight crime with it, and fail. i like the laser-pointer eyes, he could think he has Cyclops off x-men eyes, but it turns out he just shoots two red beams of light out his eyes, like those laser pens that people make cats chase and shine at people really far away. i might use that one =]
January 8, 2012 at 6:32 am #22046
Lauren	http://dft.ba/-crappower Ever see that picture? Really funny one My favorite is the communicate with fruit one!
January 8, 2012 at 3:45 pm #22410
mike abbott	Thanks =] I might use the read your own mind one, I can picture him using it and hearing his thoughts twice, but the second one really loud. Real thought: what time is it? Power: WHAT TIME IS IT!!!
January 11, 2012 at 1:47 am #26959
Lauren	It’s like a parrot… And a parasite… A parrot-site. Haha. I can’t believe I just said that. I picture the power’s voice as being like… a cranky old women. Like Howard’s mother, if you’ve ever seen The Big Bang Theory. Haha.
January 11, 2012 at 8:49 pm #27748
Maven	The ability to go deaf at will. He might think this one is a bit handy at first because he has a particularly yappy girlfriend but he’ll soon discover the dangers when she gets angry at him and he’s absolutely no idea as to why. (Like more than usual.) The ability to make someone uncomfortably warm. (But not so hot that they’re actually in danger.) Able to read a dog’s thoughts. Able to read a cat’s thoughts. (This could be scary.) This reply was modified 131 days ago by Maven.
January 12, 2012 at 12:46 am #28065
Vincent	Reverse telepathy, everyone else can hear your thoughts, but you can’t hear theirs. 5% invisibility, just slightly translucent. Extreme density, you would sink in water.
January 12, 2012 at 12:58 am #28080
Jason A.G.	Extreme Slickness: At random points in time, random areas of your body will become extremely smooth, thus having almost no friction. For example, walking barefoot, hits the bottom of your foot, you fall. Or, your palms, trying to pull something and ending up punching yourself Slight Telekinesis: The ability to pull an object into your hand with your mind, but only if it is in reaching distance. Gastro-Vision: The ability to see the contents of someone’s stomach at any given moment. Crayola Dexterity: The ability to blindly pull out the color crayon you are looking for in a box/bin of crayons. Lame Dexterity: The ability to never, ever find that one lego brick/ block/ piece/ wing/ crayon you are looking for in a box/bin of them. Extraordinary Apathy: Not caring about things. However, this power is slightly buggy and still has a few kinks: You do not care about things that do not directly affect you, but care faaaaaaar too much about even the most minute things that do effect you (having to pick which ice cream flavor could send you into a traumatic state of shock).
January 14, 2012 at 6:31 am #30560
Hannan	the power to turn kyle into A CHICKEN.
January 14, 2012 at 6:35 am #30566
Kyle Corcoran	But I don’t wanna be a Chicken. I would love to be a squirrel though. That sounds like fun. How about the power to morph into any kind of kitchen utensil.
January 14, 2012 at 6:37 am #30569
Hannan	ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha, now you are a chicken, na-na-na-na-na-na.
January 14, 2012 at 6:38 am #30570
Kyle Corcoran	BOK!
January 14, 2012 at 6:50 am #30588
Hannan	dammit cartman. i think another crap superpower is the ability to always find wally.
January 14, 2012 at 6:51 am #30591
Kyle Corcoran	or better yet Waldo.
January 14, 2012 at 7:01 am #30603
Hannan	waldo’s a myth.
January 14, 2012 at 7:08 am #30610
Kyle Corcoran	I will find him eventually and then you will see.
January 14, 2012 at 7:20 am #30616
Hannan	:O