Unfortunately you accidentally shot the other portal over a nearby alligator pit.

Unfortunately, since you’re such a sweet person, they count you as dessert…which they’ve saved room for!

Unfortunately, part of that allergic reaction was swelling up like a balloon, and you get caught under the weight of the double-sized peanut-allergic aligators.

Unfortunatly it pops and now you are falling to the ground from a deathly hight.

Unfortunatly the plane’s wings are very slippery and you start to slip.

Fortunately, you have a tank of oxygen with you

Fortunately, you pull a backpack from the tank which has a parachute and small bottle of oxygen so you can get to the ground safely.

Fortunately, someone looking out the plane window spots you hanging from the wing.

Fortunately, you notice a blimp below you, and you land safely on it

Fortunately, you fashion the blimp fabric into a parachute and float safely to the ground.

Fortunately you’re an awsome Nerdfighter and you’re able to decrease the level of suck in that town.

Fortunately Nerdfighters are awesome and come to help.9

Fortunately, the Nerdfighters have Hank and John… and Henry.

Fortunately, Hank’s scientific knowledge allows him to disable all the bombs and save the town.

Fortunately, hank found a lucky llama foot

Fortunately, he finds that Henry has had it all along so he can find it.

Fortunately, a group of Nerdfighters pop in from a time machine, inform you guys that the EBO mission has been completed, and fly back out; thus, Hitler magically turns into Good Hitler.

Fortunately, the universe decides it doesn’t want to be such a child, and comes back into existence.

Fortunately, you have a Paradoxus Fixus-machine, and all work on the EBO is returned intact.

Fortunately, this is a made-up story, so the fictional storyverse realizes it and allows it to exist anyway.

Fortunately, the machine is fixed because its being broken makes Henry sad, and a sad Henry is not awesome and therefore unacceptable, and John and Hank threaten to the universe that they will merge into one Super-Giant Squid of Anger unless all this time travelly-brain-hurting nonsense stops.

Fortunately, they charge right on past John and Hank, and head towards the Angry Squids.

Fortunately the terms of the team-up mean each side need a super-majority to get anything done, effectively bringing both the Honey Badgers and the Angry Squids to a bickering standstill.

Fortunately they don’t don’t put a time limit on this decision so it can be put off forever.

Fortunately, the super-evil animal formed is one massive Honey Badger, and it gets distracted by John and Hank’s Disco Balls (thinking that they’re extremely shiny testicles) which are being shot into space by Nerdfighters, the Honey Badger follows and suffocates. It dies.