Topic: Haikus | Your Pants

Tagged: haiku, Old Your Pants, random, writing

This topic has 84 voices, contains 207 replies, and was last updated by Leanne 4 hours ago.

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January 4, 2012 at 12:13 am #11740
Lily	This was on Your Pants before it was hacked and I remembered it as being really fun. I will start off by writing a haiku. The next person will then take the last line of my haiku and use it as the first line for theirs. The haiku can be about whatever you want as long as it makes sense with the first line. Brushing my teeth isn’t fun It is so boring But cherry toothpaste tastes good
January 4, 2012 at 3:43 am #12819
Lily	Anything but my toothpaste I will not paint with I wonder what is for lunch
January 4, 2012 at 3:46 am #12827
Cassie @chemelon	I wonder what is for lunch A twinkie wiener sandwich? Your favorite! Yum.
January 4, 2012 at 5:36 am #13210
Andrea	Your favorite! Yum. I would never eat that though. I’d prefer some pie.
January 4, 2012 at 6:17 am #13288
Vague	I’d prefer some pie. Maybe if it is Pumpkin, Or maybe this pi?
January 4, 2012 at 1:39 pm #13537
Emily Ramsey	Or maybe this pi? I don’t know anything past The first three digits.
January 4, 2012 at 1:49 pm #13544
Lisa	The first three digits On my hand are longer than All my toes combined.
January 4, 2012 at 5:25 pm #13856
Benjamin	This is a problem I don’t have a lightsaber What will I kill with?
January 4, 2012 at 7:11 pm #14068
Elizabeth	What will I kill with? Most people would use a gun But mine makes portals
January 4, 2012 at 9:24 pm #14430
Simen	But mine makes portals As well as cappuccino It is glorious.
January 4, 2012 at 10:54 pm #14709
Cassie @chemelon	It is glorious. Just as Eddie Izzard is But without the bees.
January 4, 2012 at 11:02 pm #14721
Lauren	It is glorious. I have the house to myself. No brothers around!
January 4, 2012 at 11:35 pm #14806
Katie's PsychoBabbling	No brothers around! All I have are my sisters. Someone shoot me please.
January 4, 2012 at 11:38 pm #14819
James	Someone shoot me please I’m getting bored of this life I want to respawn
January 5, 2012 at 1:15 am #15057
Lauren	I want to respawn But these spawns aren’t good at all… I’ll get killed again. (^ is why I don’t play MW3.)
January 5, 2012 at 1:55 am #15109
Lily	I’ll get killed again If I get shot in the head So lets not do that
January 5, 2012 at 5:57 am #15819
Almog	Your haikus are great Can’t come up with my own Self reference would work ——-
January 5, 2012 at 6:03 am #15830
Lucyha	So let’s not do that It was pretty terrible The last time we tried.
January 5, 2012 at 6:14 am #15853
Stephanie	The last time we tried We got into big trouble The cops came quickly
January 5, 2012 at 4:59 pm #16136
Hannah Victoria	The cops came quickly I ran into the forest Found a unicorn This reply was modified 137 days ago by Hannah Victoria.
January 5, 2012 at 9:09 pm #16525
Chuck	Found a Unicorn Voldemort drank its blood, gross!!! You’re a wizard Harry! This reply was modified 137 days ago by Chuck.
January 5, 2012 at 11:50 pm #16963
TheStig	Stranger on the Street Is mysterious indeed Or perhaps ninja?
January 5, 2012 at 11:56 pm #16975
Katie's PsychoBabbling	Or perhaps ninja? My furture job is unclear. Need some more help.
January 6, 2012 at 12:00 am #16983
Michael (@tehmikel)	Need some more help? Go call customer service. Please wait, they had said!
January 6, 2012 at 12:10 am #17006
Hannah Victoria	Please wait, they had said! To the man who had one eye, But he did not wait.
January 6, 2012 at 12:18 am #17022
James	But he did not wait. He dived right into the pool. That’s right. Fully clothed.
January 6, 2012 at 12:42 am #17069
Stephanie	That’s right. Fully clothed. Nude is not acceptable In today’s culture
January 6, 2012 at 1:09 am #17131
Lily	In today’s culture Whipping kids isn’t okay It is illegal
January 6, 2012 at 1:46 am #17227
Bella H	It is illegal to download movies online Yet, here I am now.
January 6, 2012 at 3:28 am #17521
Hannah Victoria	Yet, here I am now. Unable to go to sleep. Thanks, yourpants forum.
January 6, 2012 at 3:33 am #17532
Jonathan	Thanks, yourpants forum For Nerdfighter-ish pleasure Screw Russian hackers
January 6, 2012 at 3:48 am #17577
Stephanie	Screw Russian hackers Ruining our good time here With internet friends.
January 6, 2012 at 4:31 am #17728
Katie's PsychoBabbling	With internet friends. I role play so vary much. Sleep, where art thou at?
January 6, 2012 at 6:07 am #17956
Madison	Sleep, where art thou art? I am desperate for rest. I even took pills!
January 6, 2012 at 9:22 am #18047
Lauren	I even took pills! Said my friend, Hannah Baker. And right then, she died.
January 6, 2012 at 12:41 pm #18098
Jonathan	And right then, she died. I was very sad. So I made myself a cup of tea.
January 6, 2012 at 11:44 pm #18915
Elizabeth	So I made myself a cup of tea It was good tea, warm and smooth Can I have some more?
January 7, 2012 at 1:50 am #19079
Stephanie	Can I have some more? Abounding Vitamin D, Golden rays of light.
January 7, 2012 at 3:45 am #19332
sam c	Golden rays of light Let me bask in your comfort Needless of the night
January 7, 2012 at 4:02 am #19404
Bailey the Amazingly Fantastic.	Needless of the night I need you with me right now You’re my one true love. (Literature, not a human being. That’s really gross.)
January 7, 2012 at 4:28 am #19504
Madison	You’re my one true love. You’re so crispy and salty. I love you, bacon.
January 7, 2012 at 5:35 am #19727
Shavon	(EDIT: did not read rules because is stupid, sorry, another example of me being over-zealous about my haikus ) Fanmail is stupid I guess you’re pretty okay This was a haiku This reply was modified 135 days ago by Shavon.
January 7, 2012 at 5:59 am #19800
Ibrahim Al-Salim	this was a haiku until i put too many words are you mad, brother?
January 7, 2012 at 10:44 am #20040
Lilian	Are you mad, brother? You be trollin’, said Boxxy. I am not trollin’
January 7, 2012 at 10:48 am #20044
Sam	I am not trollin’ This haiku will make no sense Refrigerator
January 7, 2012 at 2:19 pm #20113
Bryn	Refrigerator You contain all my nice food Thank god I have you
January 8, 2012 at 12:19 am #21398
Hannah Victoria	Thank god I have you You are the light of my life Don’t you dare switch off
January 8, 2012 at 12:24 am #21413
Sarah	Don’t you dare switch off There’s no electricity I love batteries.
January 8, 2012 at 12:26 am #21418
sam c	Don’t you dare switch off Then I will have to reboot You, my computer
January 8, 2012 at 2:00 am #21618
Krystin	Uh oh. Two haikus! Time to bridge the gap: I love batteries Flashlights, remotes, controllers They make the world spin You, my computer Macintosh, Windows, Linux They make the world spin