Topic: Haikus | Your Pants

Tagged: haiku, Old Your Pants, random, writing

This topic has 84 voices, contains 207 replies, and was last updated by Leanne 4 hours ago.

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January 23, 2012 at 8:59 pm #40706
Maven	Animals should dress is a more formal fashion. I would be so cute. ^_^
January 23, 2012 at 9:10 pm #40733
Josie P.	I would be so cute If I were a puppy dog Sadly, I am not
January 24, 2012 at 2:26 am #41107
Sarah	Sadly, I am not The best person for the job. Thanks for asking, though!
January 24, 2012 at 5:24 am #41390
Maven	“Thanks for asking, though!” I wasn’t really thankful. He should mind his own.
January 25, 2012 at 3:13 am #41994
Lily	He should have a mind of his own Stupid copycat brother Can’t he be himself
January 26, 2012 at 4:19 am #42781
Ben	Can’t he be himself It doesn’t make sense not to Use common sense please
January 26, 2012 at 4:14 pm #42897
Kyra	Use common sense please. You’re has an apostrophe. Thanks, Grammar Nazi.
January 27, 2012 at 6:36 pm #43698
Sarah	Thanks, Grammar Nazi. Now I feel really stupid. Mind your own business!
January 28, 2012 at 11:15 pm #44775
Katie	Mind your own business Please stop asking me questions I don’t have any answers
January 28, 2012 at 11:45 pm #44796
Nick Ruff	Stain my jaded mind with meadows and fields of Spring; happiness is near.
January 30, 2012 at 4:06 am #45741
Kyra	Happiness is near Even though school starts monday And classes are dull
January 31, 2012 at 11:41 pm #46832
Nick Ruff	His heart-wrenching voice, Saying, “Daddy, I hold you!” Followed by, “I can’t.” Poor Henry.
February 13, 2012 at 2:43 am #53528
Kat	gap-closing time! And classes are dull Teachers don’t care, kids don’t try …This isn’t Hogwarts! Followed by, “I can’t.” “C’mon, make a patronus.” “This isn’t Hogwarts.” And a reminder of the rules, since it’s been a while since we posted in this thread: The next person to post has to use the last line of the previous poster as their first line. For example: This is a haiku five, seven, and five again refrigerator and the next poster’s first line would then be ‘refrigerator’. This reply was modified 99 days ago by Kat.
February 15, 2012 at 1:35 pm #54979
Kyra	Refrigerator So full of frosty goodness On nom nom nom nom
February 16, 2012 at 1:39 pm #55397
Mikaela	On nom nom nom nom This food is so delicious I must get some more
February 16, 2012 at 4:22 pm #55426
Ivan	I must get some more of cake stuffed with nutella. Oh, sweet nutella…
February 16, 2012 at 8:58 pm #55592
Kyra	Oh, sweet nutella The world should be made of you Nutella chair… NOM
February 18, 2012 at 5:46 am #56116
Kat	Nutella chair…nom Pause Hey, what the–ow, my mouth! Curse you, food-splinters.
February 22, 2012 at 12:08 am #57624
Juliet	Curse you, food-splinters Much worse than normal splinters ‘Cause they’re in your mouth
February 22, 2012 at 5:59 am #57754
Kyra	‘Cause they’re in your mouth I promise I won’t make a That’s what she said joke… THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID. sorry, I couldn’t help myself.
February 22, 2012 at 6:00 pm #57794
Sarah	That’s what she said joke: (noun) Pure immaturity. Best made during class.
February 24, 2012 at 7:05 am #58295
Susie	Best made during class: Novels, origami, food, Anything but work.
February 24, 2012 at 9:31 pm #58420
Juliet	Anything but work, That is what I do all day, It is lots of fun
February 25, 2012 at 12:22 am #58500
Robert Boyd	It is lots of fun to be sitting in the sun Wanting to go in This reply was modified 86 days ago by Robert Boyd.
February 27, 2012 at 11:32 am #60307
Lilian	Wanting to go in But the line is way too long. Patience running out.
February 29, 2012 at 3:38 am #60950
Kyle	Patience running out. Why can’t I find a girlfriend? Forever alone.
February 29, 2012 at 3:44 am #60955
Sarah	Forever alone Is not as cool a meme as French The Llama is!
February 29, 2012 at 5:21 am #61026
Kyra	French the Llama is A very good thing to say When you stub your toe I know, not very good/original, but it’s too late to think of a better one
February 29, 2012 at 5:27 am #61027
Ibrahim Al-Salim	when you stub your toe no greater pain can be felt if there’s no lego This reply was modified 83 days ago by Ibrahim Al-Salim.
March 6, 2012 at 4:06 pm #63521
Sarah	If there’s no Lego, Then there would be no Eggo. And that would be sad.
March 23, 2012 at 2:10 am #70219
Dan	And that would be sad And to be sad would be bad. Let’s all be happy
March 23, 2012 at 2:21 am #70227
Tersay Kugyay	Let’s all be happy And get together one day, To go on a date
March 23, 2012 at 2:34 am #70238
Audrey	To go on a date With Vader or Voldemort Would be a mistake.
March 24, 2012 at 3:56 pm #70798
Dan	Would be a mistake To not give them a chance to Prove themselves to you
March 24, 2012 at 5:45 pm #70809
Katie's PsychoBabbling	Prove themselves to you They fall all over themselves You are their princess
March 24, 2012 at 6:25 pm #70816
Sarah	“You are thier princess” umm…what? When did that happen? How did I get here?
March 24, 2012 at 6:34 pm #70817
Juliet	How did I get here? Who in the world might you be? And how do I leave?
March 24, 2012 at 8:06 pm #70865
Sean O'Reilly	and how do i leave this weird, horrifying, place i’m trapped, please help me
March 26, 2012 at 5:09 pm #71598
Daniel	I’m trapped, please help me, I’m surrounded by Twihards, I want more Potter.
March 27, 2012 at 1:47 am #71859
Kat	I want more Potter Though that’s probly unlikely. Guess I’ll watch Korra.
March 27, 2012 at 3:47 am #71974
Ibrahim Al-Salim	guess i’ll watch korra if i have some time to spare with all this homework
March 28, 2012 at 2:15 pm #72436
Daniel	With all this homework, It’s so easy to despair, But don’t, we love you.
March 29, 2012 at 2:25 am #72667
Katie's PsychoBabbling	But don’t, we love you. You then jump off of the edge. Why did you do this?
March 29, 2012 at 2:34 am #72678
Daniel	Why did you do this? We witnessed you fall away, Until you were gone.
March 29, 2012 at 3:24 am #72718
Angela smith	until you were gone, we had never known such pain, please come back to us.
March 29, 2012 at 1:25 pm #72802
Daniel	Please come back to us, Can’t you see the selfishness? You left us; alone. (French the lama, this is sobering stuff)
March 29, 2012 at 8:21 pm #72879
Angela smith	you left us; alone, up the creek with no paddle, I don’t want to drown.
March 29, 2012 at 8:31 pm #72883
Just Apples	I don’t want to drown. I want to swim like a fish for now I just sink
March 30, 2012 at 1:23 am #73003
Sarah	For now I just sink Further down into my chair. I’m so embarrassed.
March 30, 2012 at 2:50 am #73082
Katie's PsychoBabbling	I’m so embarrassed. My face is completely red. Oh God look away.