Good morning my good friends, hope you are all well. The name of my person is Sydney, how very nice it is to meet you.

*curtsies* It is so wonderful to meet you all here. As it is morning where I am from, I bid you a good morning. To respond to Almog, my day fares quite well. Thank you for inquiring. And how does everyone else fare this fine day?

I do love a bit of crumpet!

Salutations, my fellow folk!. I tip my hat to you all in most friendly of manners. I am known to my peers as Master Wade.

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Quite alright, my dear Wessel, quite alright!

I bid felicitations to all of you who are partaking in this topic. I do have some experience in the realm of verbose, and I must say, all of you are doing a fine job at it. Quite fine indeed.

Oh, my dear. How I do love conversing like thee! We shall have a great amount of amusing fun here, shan’t we? Ladies and Gentlemen, I am referred to as Lady Avree, and I do bid thee a good day. I must I must leave as this moment passes and continue with my studies of the history of my country.

Greetings fair ladies and gentlemen of the court. My name is Lady Lily (alliteration, my old english teacher would be so proud)

Greetings to all yet again. And thank you for the sugar, dear Adele. *adds some to tea and sips* And I’m afraid I must disagree with you, Sir Benjamin. Where I am, it is rather cold!

Good day, Sirs and Madams! I hope you will forgive my intrusion, but I simply adored this forum before the desecration of our beloved Your Pants. You may call me by my given title, Lady Kelsey. Lady Lily, would you mind terribly passing me a saucer and cup?

It is my pleasure Lady Kelsey *passes cup and saucer* I do recommend that you try the biscuits, they are absolutely delirious

If you will pardon my sudden arrival, it most certainly is not! I, myself, can’t help but read these in a posh English manner. And to speak for the Americans here, much of the traditional ‘posh’ manner is based on a comically exaggeratedversion of upper-class English behavior, is it not?

Hello fair ladies and gentlemen, my name is Aspyn. If you don’t mind me saying so, this almost seems like a RPG, but that’s just my opinion. No need to take it to heart.

What a sophisticated thread I have stumbled upon. Elderberry jam, you say? How very thrilling.

Goodday, my fellow gentlefolk, and may I say, I am quite delighted to have happened upon this thread! I am Lady Rachael, and I am humbled to make your acquaintance. Blueberry scones and tea, you say? How divine.
I am attending such an institution, and have been these past 4 months, and I must say, although it is not what one would expect, it is serving me quite well. However, I do fear that Your Pants may throw quite a cat amongst the pigeons, and procrastination is not desired but cannot be stopped.

Greetings, my fellow wordsmiths. I must say I wish this was not a meager forum, not to demean it’s brilliance, but I desire the general acceptance of properness and the value of language in everyday life. Nevertheless, let me not ramble, but instead produce another kettle of tea!

@dinosaurface I do believe I have many such essays due before this month is over, and yet, I find myself here, indulging in the splendour of it all.

@samphony I wholeheartedly agree with this sentiment; imagine! Days and weeks conversing only in the manner in which true gentlefolk command. It would be something to behold…

On another topic, I have brought some rather splendid clotted cream. I heard it goes beautifully with jam and scones.

Good day, my fellow followers of the Green Brothers. It is rather refreshing to finally stumble upon a group of the rare breed of people who enjoy putting intelligent content online that does not have anything to do with so-called “amusing” picture captions or what day of the week it is.

When I am not protected by this supposed shield of anonymity but instead am out in the real world, I do not generally converse like this. In fact, due to having been born and raised in the southern part of the state of California, I do not speak very formally and, as deeply as I feel shamed to confess it, I find that that awful, rubbish word “like” creeps into my vocabulary far too often. However, I do use immaculate grammar on every Internet website that I visit. Nevertheless, the principal reason that I am posting in this forum is that I find it somewhat amusing and light-hearted.

Well, now that we have tossed such petty introductions aside, would anybody care for any milk or sugar along with all that tea? I have brought hundreds of packets of both in preparation for our little gathering.

@thebookholder More tea would be lovely

I have lived these past 19 years in the south of England, but I daresay society would still rather frown upon conversing in this manner. That is not to say I do not wish to, heavens no! It would just seem that our collective love for the flair of this language is restricted somewhat, generally to the internet, specifically to this fine specimen of a thread.
Could you possibly pass the sugar please, Lady Sarah? I see you have bountiful amounts of it

I agree, dear Lady Annie, I fear that most do not know of the re-opening of Your Pants, I didn’t until I was informed by a friend on twitter. While ‘loose lips sink ships’, sometimes a little gossip can go a long way, and the word could be better spread amongst the nerdfigting community

Why thankyou, Lady Allison, I believe they are from overseas, I saw them in the market and simply HAD to have them!
And which language are you studying? I am a great lover of languages, but am mercifully poor at learning to become fluent.

I am studying the language of the Spaniards, Lady Rachael. It is my fourth year of studies at times is rather difficult, but very rewarding. I also have an interest in linguistics.

Lady Lucia, I see no suitable reason why you would not be able to participate. I pray you find the company here enjoyably pleasant.

Oh, please do excuse my interruption to the free flow of this friendly banter. I am Juliana, in the beginning of my wandering of the lands in Your Pants, and was simply interested in joining this ever-so pleasant conversation. I find it so charming that there is a place where polite, upstanding young gentlemen and ladies can congregate and use lyrical tongue rather than the spitting remarks commonly thrown around the streets outside.

Ah hes Lady Lily, same is for me. I do not speak very much French, and was wondering if any one could help me. I could probably have an alarmingly short conversation.