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| February 18, 2012 at 9:48 am #56140 | |
 Victor | This game works like this. The person that posted before you will give you four different choices, you then pick one and write what the person in this story does next up until they are faced with a major decision, you then leave four choices for the next person to choose from. Example: C. Yell “DFTBA!” at the top of your lungs. This makes everyone who is reading this example give you weird looks. So you… I hope that gave you an idea on how to play. I’ll start. You are walking home, when you get attacked by a band of jedi ninjas. You… A. Pull out your lightsaber and have an epic battle. |
| February 18, 2012 at 10:06 pm #56270 | |
 Malte Fly | A. Pull out your lightsaber and have an epic battle. They easily defeat you, and you are forced to the ground You… A: Confuse them with your impressive Sherlock Holmes impression |
| February 19, 2012 at 5:35 am #56492 | |
 Kyle | D. Promise to buy them new masks in they let you go. They consider your offer, then ask you what kind of masks you would but them. A. Come up with an impressive, albeit pricey, choice. |
| February 20, 2012 at 8:42 pm #57064 | |
 Sofia | D. Curse your lack of mask knowledge and fake a brand name. Unfortunately, they know A LOT about masks so your lie is easily caught. They try to attack you again, so you… A. Run for your life.
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| February 20, 2012 at 11:26 pm #57180 | |
 Juliet | B.Point at the air behind them and yell “WATCH OUT!” in order to fool them. You are fighting ninjas so this tactic doesn’t work, they stare at you for a couple of seconds so you… A.Pull out your handy pocket sandwich and offer it to them |
| February 21, 2012 at 8:09 pm #57472 | |
 Kyra | B.Shout “This doesn’t matter because there is NO EDGE!” They take a moment to ponder this statement. While they are lost in thought, you… A. Get up, hop on the nearby alpaca, and ride away |
| February 22, 2012 at 12:13 am #57625 | |
| Juliet | A. Get up, hop on the nearby alpaca, and ride away You don’t know where to go so you… A. Decide to go home |
| February 22, 2012 at 1:42 am #57669 | |
| Kyle | B. Just go where the alpaca wants to go. Oh no! It seems the alpaca has mistakenly brought you to the ninja’s headquarters! They haven’t noticed you yet, so you… A. Try to spy on their ninja tactics. |
| February 22, 2012 at 2:12 am #57675 | |
 TheStig | D. Pretend your pocket sandwich has a bomb in it and threaten to blow up the facility. The ninjas see through your bluff and hit the sandwich with a shuriken. You think the alpaca’s back is getting warmer, but that’s just you wetting yourself. You can… A. Fight the ninjas with your (lack of) karate skills. |
| February 22, 2012 at 2:55 am #57680 | |
 Summer | c. |
| February 22, 2012 at 3:28 am #57693 | |
| Juliet | C.Become an evil master mind With your evil mastermind abilities you still can’t decide what to do next. Eventually, you decide on an answer. You… A. Call the local alpaca firm and hire an alpaca |
| February 22, 2012 at 6:09 pm #57798 | |
 Sarah | B. Make a pocket sandwich. Unfortunately, this time the ninjas ARE suspicious that you are hiding a bomb, so they confiscate it. You… A. Make another one. |
| February 23, 2012 at 6:14 am #58023 | |
| Summer | A. |
| February 25, 2012 at 1:00 am #58539 | |
 Emma | C. Keep it in your pocket for a time of need. The Head Ninja has contacted you to send you on a secret mission to spy on the monks of Nepal. |
| February 25, 2012 at 3:48 am #58744 | |
 Susie | A. Accept the mission, hop on your alpaca, and set out on a week-long journey. But as you were riding along the coast, you were attacked! By who? The pirates, your mortal enemies! You… |
| February 27, 2012 at 7:32 pm #60354 | |
| Sofia | A. Use your ninja powers to fight back with your trusty lightsaber. It’s a really tough battle and you have to fight the pirates one at a time. First, you… A. Go for the captain, who has a very long black beard, an eye patch and a parrot. |
| February 27, 2012 at 7:57 pm #60368 | |
| Emma | A. Go for the captain. At the first chance you get, you duck behind the captain and secure him in a choke-hold. Knowing that the other pirates wouldn’t dare hurt their commander, you use him as a human shield, use the “plank” as an impromptu diving board, and preform a flawless triple-flip as you spiral off into the ocean. From here, you: |
| March 2, 2012 at 10:35 pm #61903 | |
| Victor | B. Swim out to an island for some quick exploration (and possible sandwich-eating) before returning to your mission. As soon as you get on the shore of nearest island you are captured by alpacas that speak in english accents, and wear top hats. They tell you they have been fighting the french llamas that live on the other side of the island for the past one hundred years, and they want you to use your ninja skills to go spy on the llamas. You… A. Decide to sneak off the island the first chance you get. |
| March 2, 2012 at 10:59 pm #61909 | |
 Munk | B. Go spy on the llamas. As you approach the llama camp, you quickly see that the alpacas have not been entirely truthful. This looks more like a refugee camp—most of the llamas are either sick, wounded or too tired to pose any threat. Clearly they’re on the losing end of the war, and by the looks of it, have been for quite some time now. You… A. Approach the llamas to hear their side of the story. |
| March 2, 2012 at 11:59 pm #61920 | |
| Emma | A. Approach the llamas to hear their side of the story. It turns out, the French Llamas have been attempting to surrender for some time now, but due to their incredibly thick accents, have been unable to communicate this to the English Alpacas. The war started over the theft of a puppy-sized Elephant Relic that the Llamas once held dear. You: A. Agree to act as message courier and inform the English Alpacas of the Llama’s surrender. |
| March 4, 2012 at 5:23 pm #62659 | |
| Sofia | C. Try to negotiate the return of the puppy-sized Elephant Relic After expaining everything to the Alpacas, you try to negotiate the return of the puppy-sized Elephant Relic. Unfortunately, after it was stolen, the Elephant became the English Alpaca’s God, so returning it is impossible. You… A. Steal it while all the Alpacas are asleep and return it to the french Llamas.
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| March 6, 2012 at 4:56 pm #63527 | |
| Sarah | A. Steal it while all the Alpacas are asleep and return it to the French Llamas. Unfortunately, the Alpacas can see the future and have found out about your plan, so you end up taking back a decoy. The French Llamas notice this right away and threaten to incinerate you. You… A. Remind them that they are too weak to really hurt you. |
| March 8, 2012 at 7:57 pm #64179 | |
 Charcoal Athene~ | B. Go back and convince the Alpacas that puppy-sized elephants are now sacrilegious. The Alpacas ignore you, but can see you’re serious about helping the Llamas. They decide they don’t want to get on your bad side so they suggest they give the Llamas an Alpaca princess as pay for the statue and a bit of a peace treaty. You… A. Think it’s a good idea and try to convince the Llamas to do it |
| March 8, 2012 at 9:16 pm #64197 | |
 Rachael | A. Think it’s a good idea and try to convince the Llamas to do it The Llamas refuse to accept the princess, but they like the idea of negotiation and want you to get them something awesome. So you…. A. Run away from the island and continue on your mission B. Agree, and try and negotiate for some medical assistance C. Threaten the English Alpaca’s with your sandwich and force them to give the Llamas every thing D. Negotiate the treaty as quickly as you can, without paying attention to the terms. |
| March 9, 2012 at 3:00 am #64371 | |
 Jon Hanson | D. Negotiate the treaty as quickly as you can without paying attention to the terms. Because of your hastiness in your attempt to solve the problem, you fail to notice that the Llamas have sneakily included a clause in the fine print of the treaty which annexes the Alpacas as slaves. This remains unnoticed until after the Alpacas have signed the contract. Not wanting to violate the terms of the contract, the Alpacas hand over the real Puppy-Sized Elephant Relic and submit to the tyranny of the French Llamas. After witnessing this coup you decide to… A. Call the whole ordeal a lost cause and flee the island |
| March 9, 2012 at 6:26 am #64543 | |
| Sarah | B. Sit everyone down and teach them a lesson about love and equality. As you might expect, this doesn’t go over well. The Alpacas and Llamas both laugh hysterically in your face. At first, this makes you feel helpless, but pretty soon all the laughing Llamas and Alpacas literally laugh themselves to death, and you are left with the twenty or so left who were actually taking you seriously. Satisfied, you… A. Continue with your lesson. |
| March 10, 2012 at 7:46 pm #65036 | |
| Sofia | A. Continue with your lesson. The animals are so fascinated by your speaking skills that when you stop talking they demand that you continue. They treathen to kill you if you stop with your amazing philosophical lessons about love and equality, so you.. A. Continue speaking about every philosopher that crosses your mind; |
| March 12, 2012 at 9:33 pm #66223 | |
| Emma | C. Remember that you’re a FREAKING ninja, and try to escape the island by force to continue your mission. You’re currently in the center of the island, but make a mad dash for the shore. This goes surprisingly well until you trip over a ladybug and land surrounded by angry farm animals. You: A. Decide now is the time to whip out your pocket sandwich. |
| March 12, 2012 at 10:19 pm #66270 | |
 Lynna | C. Frantically start digging. You dig underground tunnels in zigs, you dig underground tunnels in zags. You zig and zag and loop-de-loop until you are satisified with your underground maze. The Llamas and Alpacas are still hunting you so you: A. Hide and wait for the Llamas and Alpacas to find you
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| March 13, 2012 at 12:11 am #66416 | |
 Ana | C. Dig deeper underground You dig a hole deep to underground, in fact you dig so deep and so frantically and using your awesome ninja powers, that you finally reach the very centre of the Earth. There you discover it’s inhabited with dinosaurs that had been living there ever since the great meteor collision 65 million years ago. They apparently developed a very sophisticated and posh civilisation. An elder T-Rex wearing monocle comes to you and politely offers you a cup of tea and crumpets. You: A. Are afraid it all might be a trick and make him eat it first to make sure if it’s not poisoned. |
| March 17, 2012 at 9:12 pm #68277 | |
| Sarah | D. Try to fight all the dinosaurs with your mighty lightsaber in order to enslave them and bring them to circus, which would potentially make you some easy money. You succeed, but unfortunately, as you are bringing all the dinosaurs back up to the surface to start your circus, you notice all their sad faces and your conscience starts to act up. However, being a ninja, you know you have to be on your guard, and that they could turn on you if you let them go. You: A. Tell your conscience to suck it up; what about all that MONEY? You continue traveling. |
| March 28, 2012 at 9:21 pm #72533 | |
 Daniel | D. Change your mind about the whole circus thing, explain to the dinosaurs about what’s going on with the Llamas and Alpacas, and try to convince them to help you stop the crazy animals. The Dinosaurs are surprisingly understanding, considering the lightsaber genocide, and the ensuing slavery of the remainders of their civilisation. They understand internal conflict all too well. It turns out they were advocates of the Peace in the Centre Act, which tried to make peace amongst all the other ‘extinct’ beasts living in the Core. They did not listen. They died at each others’ hands. Leaving the Dinosaurs alone. You feel awful for your actions. Then you remember your mission, and that in the briefing you were told that Dinosaurs (especially those of a dandy persuasion), were known to HATE monks. But you also know they love to attempt to find peace. A. Tell them about the spying mission on the Monks, knowing that they would give a well dressed arm and a shiny-booted leg to get their teeth into some Monk flesh. |
| March 28, 2012 at 9:22 pm #72537 | |
| Daniel | (I hope this continues, this thread is made of copious amounts of Awesome.) |
| March 29, 2012 at 9:27 pm #72902 | |
 Angela smith | A. Tell them about the spying mission on the Monks, knowing that they would give a well dressed arm and a shiny-booted leg to get their teeth into some Monk flesh. the dinosaurs are ecstatic and excited at the chance to consume delicious monks so they give you a place to stay for the night and promise to help you escape the island on the condition that you bring them back plenty of juicy monks, you: B. you dont need the dinosaurs! you leave when they’re not looking you sneak out to take on the llamas and alpacas yourself C.you dont want to feed the monks to the dinosaurs but dont want make them angry. you decide to stick it out for the night and sneak away tomorrow. D. you go to sleep happy, after all, tomorrow you get to kick some llama and alpaca tail with the dinos, you feel slighty bad for the monks but hey! just a few monks wont hurt right? |
| April 5, 2012 at 3:12 pm #75901 | |
| Sarah | (Wait, are the monks and Llamas/Alpacas the same thing?) A. Feel guilty about offering up the monks and while the dinosaurs are sleeping you whip out your pocket sandwich and as you leave, use its explosives to seal of the tunnel. As you are traveling, you decide that with all your adventures lately, your life has been really hectic, and you decide to ditch your life of ninjas, monks, Llamas, and Alpacas. However, when you reach your hometown via the secret tunnel, all the aforementioned groups are waiting for you, angry. You: A. Try to escape back into the tunnel and see if the dinosaurs can still help, or if they’ve even noticed you’re gone. |
| April 8, 2012 at 11:45 pm #77133 | |
| Emma | C. Use your ninja powers to escape! You are now on the run from the Ninjas, Monks, Llamas, Alpacas, Pirates, and possibly any Dinosaurs that manage to clear the tunnel. You decide the next logical course of action would be to: A. Replenish your freshly emptied sandwich supply. |
| April 9, 2012 at 4:48 pm #77529 | |
| Juliet | A. Replenish your freshly emptied sandwich supply. You can’t do anything without a trusty sandwich by your side. Now you: A. Eat the sandwich and make another one |
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