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January 8, 2012 at 5:17 pm #22510
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Jason A.G.

Introduction

Greetings, Citizen! I am the Computer, main proprietor and friend of Alpha Complex! You have been promoted from your previous INFRARED clearance level to a RED security clearance! This signifies the Computer’s benevolent trust in you! The Computer is your friend!

In light of this, new uniforms have been processed and sent to your dormitories along with new living quarters! These uniforms, made from 100% safe asbestos, are color coded to match your security clearance! If the uniforms you receive are not RED, please return them to the Production, Logistics, and Commissary (PLC) service! Failure to do so will result in termination. Accusing the PLC or friend Computer of a mistake will also result in termination! The Computer does not make mistakes! Please note: returning of resources generously given to you by the Computer signifies ungratefulness, and will be terminated!

As a RED clearance level, you are allowed to traverse both RED and INFRARED (colored as black) areas of Alpha Complex! However, you are not allowed to traverse areas of Alpha Complex that are above your security clearance! This include, in ascending order of equality, ORANGE, YELLOW, GREEN, BLUE, INDIGO, VIOLET, and ULTRAVIOLET (colored as white and also known as High Programmers)! Remember, all citizens of Alpha Complex are equal in the eye of the Computer, but some are more equal than others! Failure to comply with these rules will result in termination!

Praise the friend Computer! Serve the friend Computer! Blast the traitor, mutant, and communist!

Basic Information

Welcome to the world of Paranoia; a dystopian future set in Alpha Complex and run by an overly paranoid AI. Alpha Complex is a large, underground city that was built in the event of a nuclear apocalypse and run by the Computer. It is a world of contradiction, deceit, and slapstick all rolled into one and then terminated. You play a RED clearance Troubleshooter; that is, you seek out trouble and you shoot it. You and the other players all form a small team of Troubleshooters, which the Computer will often use to hunt out mutants and traitors, keep the peace, or clean the sewers of Alpha Complex. However, little does the Computer know that you are all mutants and members of secret societies (and, therefore, traitors). Your goal is not to overthrow the Computer, save the world, or defeat some great evil: it is simply to survive. But don’t worry; you won’t survive.

For added emphasis: YOU WILL DIE. You will. But still don’t worry, because THAT’S OK. You are all provided with clones that are dispatched should you die or be terminated. Why they would dispatch a clone after you are terminated, I don’t know. Try not to think about it too hard; it’s only there so you can keep playing. Try to reason it or argue about it, and I can take it away.

So, how do you survive? Simple: gain the Computer’s favor. How do you do that? Simple: turn in traitors and mutants. How do you find them? Look to your left and right; your team is full of them. Turn them in. BUT, be careful, you can’t go turning in people willy-nilly, or you will be terminated for attempted treason. You’ll need to have proof.

There are four things you must forget when playing Paranoia:
1). Solidarity among players or characters. You are all out for yourselves. Not only are you allowed to back stab and betray, you are supposed to.

2). The quest for weapons and loot. The Computer will supply you with everything you need.

3). Shaping a complex personality. Do not get too attached to your character, as they will most likely survive only days if not hours. Also, the Computer rewards conformity.

4). Complicated rules. Most of the time, the GM (me) will just fudge it.

Protip: If you really want to make it in Paranoia, entertain the GM. Make him want to keep you. If he wants to keep you, he will make sure you stay.

Roll-to-Dodge format

For this RP, we will be using the Roll-to-dodge (or RTD) format. Basically, you say your action, I role a d6 (regular, six sided die), and post the results. The results are as follows:

1 = critical failure
2 = failure
3 = slight success
4 = success
5 = extreme success
6 = overly successful

For example, you are trying to light a campfire with some flint and steel.

1 = You shatter the flint after striking it too hard, rendering it useless.
2 = You get a few sparks off, but nothing catches
3 = The tinder takes a flame, but it is small and can easily burn out
4 = The tinder catches and holds a small flame, which you can easily turn into a sizable fire
5 = A fire bursts into life and in a matter of moments, you have a very nice fire going.
6 = You make the biggest and fastest fire mankind has ever known. Unfortunately, this means that the campground, the forest, the tents, and you are all on fire.

Sorry for the wall of text. It’s really easier than it looks xD

If you are interested in playing, send me a message or post in this thread saying so, and I will help you make your characters in private (since privacy is huge in this game).

January 8, 2012 at 5:51 pm #22565
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Simen

I’ll join. Looks like fun.

January 8, 2012 at 6:50 pm #22725
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Jason A.G.

3 slots taken so far, 3 slots left.

January 8, 2012 at 8:49 pm #23032
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Jason A.G.

2 slots open!

January 9, 2012 at 7:54 pm #24700
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Jason A.G.

Alrighty, so we have two slots still open. However, should they remain vacant by Friday, January 13th, then we will start without them. Should more players show up once the game has started, I will introduce their characters when possible.

January 10, 2012 at 3:17 am #25671
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Peri Lyn

Sounds like tons of fun, I’d love to join.

January 10, 2012 at 11:46 am #25989
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Munk

I am very interested in this. Count me in ;)

January 10, 2012 at 4:53 pm #26097
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Beckie

Yaay! We’ve filled it up! Hurray! I am pumped for this… :P

January 11, 2012 at 1:50 am #26967
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Lewis Skellett

To late, oh well. Defiantly going to follow this though

January 12, 2012 at 1:08 am #28095
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Jason A.G.

Don’t be too discouraged; you can sign up for the waiting list, too. Basically, if a player stops posting or all their clones die (and are, thus, finished), then I’ll take the next person on the waiting list.

January 13, 2012 at 4:50 am #29475
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Kiar

Haha your computer reminds me a lot of GLaDos. Hm, a portal rp…

January 13, 2012 at 7:52 am #29523
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Sarah Mae

I always miss the most interesting things. C’est la vie. I’ll keep my eye on this though, it looks like it will be interesting.

January 14, 2012 at 2:57 am #30331
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Jason A.G.

I can add you to the wait list if you want, Sarah. And you too, Kiar.

January 14, 2012 at 11:05 pm #31417
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Jason A.G.

Okay, everyone! All player slots have been filled for the time being, so we will start tomorrow. The players are:

-@ssj2america
-@nerdwegian
-@beckieindia
-@elexea
-@munk
-@neverminder

And out waiting list so far consists of (in order):

-@lovablefungus
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If there are any errors in this, please notify the GM. Failure to do so is treason! Also, claiming that the GM made a mistake is treason!

Before we begin, there are a few things you must know…
1).The GM is always right
2).If the GM should be wrong, see number 1
3). Not only am I allowed to be mean and torture my players, I am *supposed* to (hence why the game is called PARANOIA).
4). Trust /no one/ with /anything/.
5). Your goals as a Troubleshooter:
-Serve the Computer
-Locate and eliminate traitors
-Investigate and eradicate corruption
-Remove dangers to Alpha Complex
6). Your goals as an Alpha Complex citizen:
-SURVIVE!
-Rise in Security Clearance
-Get rich.
-Further your Secret Society’s goals
-(optional) Locate and protect fellow mutants who share your power
-(optional) Find some Old Reckoning artifacts to collect or resell
-(optional) Escape Alpha Complex
-(optional) Overthrow the Computer (good luck!)
7). Know nothing
8). Be entertaining

Now, one last thing: you as a player (not a character) have a certain number of perversity points (which I have yet to give out; don’t worry). Their purpose is to bribe me to do, basically, whatever you want. Literally. You can post your bribery attempts in this thread (BAD idea), or you can PM me them (GOOD idea). You earn more perversity points the more entertaining you are.

And remember,
Fun is mandatory

January 15, 2012 at 11:53 am #32435
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Munk

:D I’m very excited for this (failure to be excited is treason, I assume?)!

January 15, 2012 at 2:45 pm #32476
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Beckie

OOC: I agree with Munk, I’m a suck up ;) But I actually am…

January 15, 2012 at 5:53 pm #32561
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Jason A.G.

Failure to be excited is treason!

January 15, 2012 at 10:40 pm #32868
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Beckie

When do we start? When? When? You are killing me here Jason!

January 15, 2012 at 11:59 pm #33028
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Jason A.G.

We start riiiiiiiiiiight…
now.

You’re sleeping peacefully in your bed, dreaming of mountains of New Improved Algae Chips and, of course, friend Computer. Suddenly, you are ripped from this dream by two men wearing BLUE clearance jump suits. They slide INFRARED clearance bags over your head and dragged outside. Over the intercom in the hall, you can hear an all too familiar voice…

“Greetings, INFRARED citizen! You are reporting to your mission briefing and are being escorted by two, trustworthy Internal Security citizens! But do not worry! You are in no danger unless they pull the INFRARED-clearnce Security Extra-Cushioned Temperament Sacks (InSECTS) over your head! Remember, resisting arrest is treason!”

January 16, 2012 at 4:42 pm #33651
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Beckie

“Don’t worry, I’m coming,” Said Su-R-VVR-1 with a smile, she wanted them to stop pushing her but she knew that when they said ‘resisting arrest is treason’ that she wouldn’t live long after resisting.

January 19, 2012 at 2:41 pm #37048
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Munk

OOC: Guessing these posts should be fairly short. It seems to me that a lot of this will depend on your posts, Jason. By the way, should we write in the past or present tense? I’ma go with present for now.

Sweet dreams of Algae Chips vanish as Grant-R-XEH-1 is dragged forcefully from his bed. It’s just a misunderstanding, they’ll soon find out he’s not INFRARED, won’t they?

His head is swiftly covered by a sack. As the two men in BLUE jumpsuits drag Grant-R-XEH-1 down the hall, he struggles for foothold, and asks:

“Where are you taking me? Why is this bag on so crooked?”

January 22, 2012 at 11:39 am #39163
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Simen

“Mission briefing, huh? Golly, I wonder what I can do to serve the computer today?” Max-R-OWL-1 thought as the two TISCs lead him down the hall.

January 24, 2012 at 9:53 pm #41611
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Christopher

OOC: too late to get on the waiting list?

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