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January 1, 2012 at 6:03 pm #471
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Gillvinyeta

The age old forum game of Magic Vending Machine.

Here is how it works. Lets say I put a…MacHappy Meal into the machine. The next person says diabetes comes out. (only something more creative)

Basically, one person puts a noun in and something related but completely different comes out.

I’ll start:

I put into the Magical Vending Machine….The Fault in Our Stars by John Green

January 1, 2012 at 8:56 pm #959
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Beamer

… and slag comes out.(Impurities from refining metal)
I put into the vending machine… a Guitar.

January 1, 2012 at 10:01 pm #1207
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OtakuAlice

and you get, a ukulele (it shrank in the wash)

I put in a 90′s sitcom

January 1, 2012 at 10:05 pm #1219
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Chloe Hann

I get… lots of laughter and nostalgia.

I put in a gnome.

January 1, 2012 at 10:19 pm #1263
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Captain Mollyanne Sunshine

I get… A bitten finger and increased creativity.

I put in… A sombrero

January 1, 2012 at 11:44 pm #1584
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g.squared

I get: a taco.

I put in a tree.

January 2, 2012 at 12:47 am #1848
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Steph

I get a basket full of apples.

I put in some V8 Splash.

January 2, 2012 at 1:53 am #2181
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lunik1

I get a single frozen pea

I put in an empty can of Mountain Dew Throwback

January 2, 2012 at 2:09 am #2271
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Peggy

I get a glass bottle of coca-cola.

I put in a magic 8 ball

January 2, 2012 at 2:35 am #2428
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Jessica

I get a fortune cookie.
I put in a Sharpie.

January 2, 2012 at 2:41 am #2446
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Anna

I get 150,000 signatures and high puff levels.

I put in a 50 liter bottle of Coca-Cola.

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January 2, 2012 at 2:45 am #2468
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Lucyha

I get a toilet.

I put in a ball of yarn.

January 2, 2012 at 3:21 am #2627
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Gillvinyeta

I get a lucky-bone (Hellboy? Crooked Man? Anyone?)

I put in a USB dongle.

January 2, 2012 at 4:53 am #2965
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Beamer

I get corrupted files.
I put in a saxophone.

January 2, 2012 at 10:52 am #3352
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jossy

I get a trumpet.

I put in chloroform.

January 2, 2012 at 2:48 pm #3501
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Lachlan

I get arrested.

I put in a piece of toast.

January 2, 2012 at 4:10 pm #3552
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Sam95

I get a lump of dough

I put in a football boot

January 2, 2012 at 4:46 pm #3593
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Emily

I get Bald John Green.

I put in a sonic screwdriver

January 2, 2012 at 4:47 pm #3594
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Sydney

i get a Adipose stress toy
i put in a sock

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January 2, 2012 at 5:07 pm #3598
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Gillvinyeta

I get a urine-smelling blister.

I put in a watermelon.

January 2, 2012 at 5:09 pm #3606
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Chloe Hann

I get a pile of pinky mush.
I put in a marching band.

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January 2, 2012 at 5:24 pm #3690
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Kathleen

I get an orchestra
I put in my laundry

January 2, 2012 at 5:25 pm #3699
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Dee

I get one sock
I put in my Christmas tree

January 2, 2012 at 5:30 pm #3727
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Sydney

I get a spruce magic wand (Harry Potter style)
I put in a babushka doll

January 2, 2012 at 5:32 pm #3735
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Gillvinyeta

You get a chicken legged cottage.

I put in a tooth.

January 2, 2012 at 5:36 pm #3756
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Sammi Palmer

You get a pound coin from the tooth fairy! (or a dollar…or whatever your currency is)

I put in a joke book.

January 2, 2012 at 5:38 pm #3765
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Sydney

i get a dictionary
i put in a calculator

January 2, 2012 at 5:40 pm #3780
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Ruthie

I get a pre-calculus book

I put in a piano

January 2, 2012 at 5:40 pm #3785
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Jared

I take out am ipad

I put in a rock.

January 2, 2012 at 5:55 pm #3854
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Alexis

I get The Who.
I put in a stick of butter.

January 2, 2012 at 5:59 pm #3874
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Andrew

I get heavenly cookies
I put in a flashlight

January 2, 2012 at 6:01 pm #3891
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Vicky

i get a light bulb
i put in a water bottle

January 2, 2012 at 6:52 pm #4202
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Magdalena, or Maggie for short.

I get a plastic unicorn shaped toy

I put in a bottle of windex

January 2, 2012 at 6:58 pm #4269
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Jared

I get a bottle of wall paper remover

I put in a rubber chicken.

January 2, 2012 at 6:59 pm #4275
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Ria

I get no more acne (oh My Big Fat Greek Wedding jokes ftw)
I put in a ball of hideous yarn.

January 2, 2012 at 7:05 pm #4324
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Magdalena, or Maggie for short.

I get an egg

I put in a book about World War Two

January 2, 2012 at 7:05 pm #4326
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Adele

I get one of Molly Weasley’s Chrismas jumpers.
I put in a hairdryer.

January 2, 2012 at 7:09 pm #4349
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Magdalena, or Maggie for short.

I get a ray gun

I put in a coupon for $100 off a face lift.

January 2, 2012 at 7:56 pm #4767
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Misty

I get The Mask on DVD.

I put in one bottle of carrot juice.

January 2, 2012 at 8:15 pm #4931
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Magdalena, or Maggie for short.

I get a pile of compost.

I put in 2 turtle doves.

January 2, 2012 at 8:42 pm #5156
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Sam

I get a foreclosure notice

I put in a school assignment

January 2, 2012 at 8:44 pm #5170
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Natalia

I get procrastination.

I put in a report card.

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January 2, 2012 at 8:44 pm #5173
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Magdalena, or Maggie for short.

I get an acceptance letter from the University of Pennsylvania.

I put in a box of pasta.

January 2, 2012 at 8:47 pm #5199
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Natalia

I get burnt mac and cheese.

I put in a zombie.

January 2, 2012 at 8:52 pm #5262
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Elisabeth

I get unicorn blood.

I put in a Sonic Screwdriver.

January 2, 2012 at 8:55 pm #5280
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Natalia

I get the TARDIS.

I put in a pillow.

January 2, 2012 at 9:24 pm #5559
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Kyra

I get a sheet… of paper.

I put in hair dye.

January 2, 2012 at 9:28 pm #5612
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Leah

you get a heartattack
(if you get the reference, please let me love you)

insert a scarecrow

January 2, 2012 at 10:02 pm #5958
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Sam

You get corn
Insert a hobo

January 2, 2012 at 10:19 pm #6103
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Jared

I take out an undercover cop.

I put a dinosaur in.

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