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January 1, 2012 at 11:48 pm #1611
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g.squared

Because somebody’s gotta start it.

For those not familiar, WtFiH goes like this: Describe a noun, but instead of the name of the noun you call it Hank. The next person has to identify the previous Hank, then describe a new Hank.

For instance: The invisible person above me describes Hank as a large, stringed percussion instrument operated with a black and white keyboard, and I would identify Hank as a piano.
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Hank is a prehistoric herbivorous reptile with a distinctive face reminiscent of a certain waterfowl, and a nasal crest on top of its head that allows Hank to emit a loud, low warning sound to the other nearby Hanks when danger approaches.

January 1, 2012 at 11:59 pm #1669
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TheStig

Hank is a Prosaurlopholis.

Hank is a large prehistoric mammal who’s genus comes from a large biblical sea monster and species name comes from author Herman Melville. It was known to dine on other whales with it’s 14 inch teeth.

January 2, 2012 at 12:52 am #1863
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Clara @czmj

Hank is a Livyatan melvillei.

Hank is a supernova remnant with a pulsar at its centre. Hank is located about 6,500 light-years from Earth, and was observed by John Bevis in 1731.

January 2, 2012 at 1:20 am #1984
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John

Hank is the Crab Nebula

Hank is the first confirmed extrasolar planet to be found orbiting within the habitable zone of a Sun-like star. Hank was announced discovered on December 5th 2011 and is roughly 2.4 times the radius of Earth.

January 2, 2012 at 4:54 am #2972
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Yuri

Hank is the Kepler-22b, I think

Hank is legendary alchemical substance said to be capable of turning metals into gold or silver. Hank was also believe to be useful for achieving immortality.

January 2, 2012 at 5:11 am #3023
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Kayla

Hank is the Philosophers stone.

Hank is a type of frozen pastry that are prepared by heating them in the toaster and then spreading the included icing packet on top of the pastry. The product has found considerable success since its debut. It was made to combat popular Kellogg’s “Pop-Tarts”.

January 2, 2012 at 5:15 am #3035
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tardisenthusiast

Hank is a form of lava.

Hank is a rare bird only found on the coast lines of Hawaii. When asked about the aforementioned Hank, bird watchers can’t describe the many colors of his feathers.

January 3, 2012 at 12:41 am #6967
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Maggie

@Kayla c: Hank is a Toaster Steudel
Hank is a fictional book series depicting the adventures of a seventh son of a seventh son wizard and his princess friend/adopted sister with purple eyes.

January 3, 2012 at 1:33 am #7355
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Chris Gaston

Hank is Septimus Heap

Hank is a popular youtubeer with many inside jokes including, clones, an alligator pit, a pet whale, an antagonist eagle, beards, winks, a new couch, explosion Wednesday which he is not sure is a thing yet, and a singing rug.

January 3, 2012 at 2:26 am #7730
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Ashley Phalange

Hank is wheezywaiter.

Hank is a famous Japanese animation character quite comparable to America’s Mickey Mouse. Hank is famous for being friends with a cat bus, wearing leaves, and greatly accelerating the growth of plants. Hank is also the face of the animation company in which he was created.

January 3, 2012 at 3:25 am #8135
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g.squared

Hank is Totoro (possibly)

Hank is a fictional soccer team in southwest England known for its “inexorable march to the Premiere League.”

January 3, 2012 at 3:40 am #8228
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Abbie

Hank is a Horse

Hank is a species of animal was domesticated and used as a beast of burden. Hank was used as the main mode of transportaion until the car was invented. Hank is also known to be ridden in the english, western, and bareback styles of riding.

January 3, 2012 at 6:54 am #8925
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Kelsey

@g.squared Hank is the Swindon Town Swoodilypoopers.

Hank is a member of the native species of the planet Gallifrey.

January 3, 2012 at 1:46 pm #9440
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Rachel

Hank is a Time Lord.

Hank is an extinct marine arthropod that occurred abundantly during the Palaeozoic era. Hank is easily identified by the three longitudinal lobes that divide his body.

January 3, 2012 at 1:55 pm #9454
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Smurphy

Hank is a children’s television show started in 1969 to teach preschoolers valuable lessons about sharing, acceptance, letters of the alphabet, and healthy eating. Hank is in it’s 42nd season and has won 118 Emmys.

January 3, 2012 at 2:20 pm #9493
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Lewis Skellett

Hank is Sesame Street.

Hank is a weapon consisted of a blade of pure plasma emitted from the hilt of the weapon.Due to the weightlessness of plasma and the strong gyroscopic effect generated by it, Hanks required a great deal of strength and dexterity to wield, and it was extremely difficult—and dangerous—for the untrained to attempt using it.

January 3, 2012 at 2:23 pm #9498
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Gino Brancazio

Hank is a Lightsaber!

Hank is a TV series set in a downstairs Bar in Boston where a regular group of people attend for drinks and where “everybody knows your name”. One regular is so well known his name is chanted in chorus every time he enters.
The show also had a spin-off show of one of the characters when the character in question moved to Seattle to start his Radio Show.

January 3, 2012 at 2:33 pm #9517
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Madilyn

Hank is Cheers(?)

Hank is a fictional place that cartographers put on their maps so they can tell when someone breeches the copyright.

January 3, 2012 at 2:42 pm #9524
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Maggie

Hank is a Paper Town

Hank is a young girl who may or may not have commited suicide on her way to bring her mother’s grave flowers.

January 3, 2012 at 2:44 pm #9528
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Lewis Skellett

Hank is A Paper town

but due to me being late it seams, I will ask my question alter

January 3, 2012 at 4:24 pm #9734
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Marilla

@maggalina Hank is Alaska

Hank is a mammal mainly found in South America that was often used as a pack animal and for meat by various cultures. Hank is now often domesticated as livestock, and his soft undercoat is prized for making clothing. Hank may appear to be similar to a sheep, but his is in reality more closely related to a camel.

January 3, 2012 at 5:24 pm #9923
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Smurphy

Hank is a llama.

Hank is a multifunctional tool used by a British Doctor to open doors and locks, perform medical scans, and control other devices. Hank, however, is unable to operate on wood.

January 3, 2012 at 5:26 pm #9928
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Kelsea

Hank is a musical genius.
Hank is an adorable drunk princess.
Hank is a nerd.

January 3, 2012 at 6:14 pm #10056
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Gino Brancazio

Hank is a Sonic Screwdriver!

Hank is a fictional weapon that allows a user to instantly teleport from one aperture (blue) to another (orange)

January 3, 2012 at 10:21 pm #11290
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Emily

Hank is the Portal Gun!

Hank is a member of the Monodontidae family and is mainly found in Canadian Arctic and Greenlandic waters. Hank mainly preys on flatfish and other benthic dwellers. The most conspicuous characteristic of Hank is mostly linked to the male Hank and is often mistaken for horn, while it it actually a tusk or overgrown tooth. This tusk is also found in the female Hank although it is much less pronounced.

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January 3, 2012 at 10:35 pm #11352
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Cassie @chemelon

Hank is a narwhal.

Hank is a preparation of immature soybeans in the pod commonly found in Japan, China, and Hawaii. The pods are boiled in water together with condiments such as salt, and served whole. Hank also found popularity as a healthy food item.

January 3, 2012 at 10:36 pm #11365
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Steve Marsden

Hank is a Narwhal!

Hank is the author of books such as ‘Paper towns’ and the soon to be released, never to be spoiled ‘The fault in our stars’.

edit: Ahh, late! :(

January 3, 2012 at 10:40 pm #11390
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Kelsey

Hank is edamame. Hank is also John Green. (I guess I’ll just answer both?)

Hank is a 1947 film starring James Stewart about the life of George Bailey and his relationship to his hometown of Bedford Falls. While initially a commercial disappointment, it is now considered a classic.

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January 3, 2012 at 10:45 pm #11423
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Maggie

Hank is It’s A Wonderful Life

Hank is the company that first made Santa Clause a major icon by using him in their advertisments.

January 3, 2012 at 10:50 pm #11443
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Simen

Hank is Coca Cola.

Hank is the author of a novel where Nick Carraway is the narrator.

January 3, 2012 at 11:05 pm #11493
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Floo

Hank is F. Scott Fitzgerald

Hank is a village in the West Country of England. Hank is a small community, which centres on a village square with only a church, a post office, a pub, and a few shops. Hank has been inhabited by a number of notable wizarding families. The Dumbledore family and Bathilda Bagshot have both resided in the village, but it is perhaps most famous as where Harry Potter’s parents lived when he was a baby, and where they were killed and Voldemort met his first downfall.

January 3, 2012 at 11:51 pm #11666
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Lily

Hank is Godric’s Hollow FTW!
Hank is a common food product for small children that is banned form the US

January 4, 2012 at 12:56 am #11921
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Haley

Hank is a Kinder Egg.

Hank is a fictional character who is the protagonist of Victor Hugo’s 1862 novel Les Misérables. Hank and his nemesis, Inspector Javert, have become archetypical characters in literary culture.

January 4, 2012 at 1:11 am #12017
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Elizabeth

Hank is Jean Valjean

Hank is a dead king from the eighteenth century who was one of the main focal points of the French Revolution. He and his wife were known for a lavish lifestyle in their palace Versailles in the countryside of France.

January 4, 2012 at 1:14 am #12032
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Zack

Dammit, ninja’d!

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January 4, 2012 at 1:32 am #12134
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Aaron

Hank is King Louis XV of France.

Hank is a princess mentioned in the Hrólfr Kraki saga of Scandinavian legend who encouraged her husband to ambush and kill the king of the Daner. Though the details vary between versions of the story, she was first depicted as a great sorceress who, when her husband fell in battle, cast a spell to reanimate her fallen warriors and overcome the king’s army.

January 4, 2012 at 1:34 am #12147
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TheStig

Hank is Skuld.

Some say Hank has seen the Lion King 1780 times, and that Hank’s second best friend is a Cape Buffalo. All we know is that Hank is….

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January 4, 2012 at 2:00 am #12317
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Lily

Hank is the Stig’s African cousin

Hank is a famous composer who has written the piece Vale Dacem and This is Gallifray

January 4, 2012 at 2:49 am #12592
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Sophia

Hank is Murray Gold

Hank is the fictional thief who later becomes a prince. His real name is actually Eugene but goes by a fake name taken from a hero out of children’s book he read as a kid.

January 4, 2012 at 2:58 am #12634
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Alexander Marsh

Hank is Flynn Rider

Hank is a hypothetical massive elementary particle that is predicted to exist by the Standard Model of particle physics to explain how spontaneous breaking of electroweak symmetry takes place in nature, which in turn explains why other elementary particles have mass. In the popular media, Hank is sometimes referred to as “the God particle”, a title generally disliked by the scientific community.

January 4, 2012 at 3:25 am #12761
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Tim

Hank is The Hush Sound

Hank is a small solar body that has been named after a 41 year old Finnish software engineer who initiated development of the open-source Linux kernel.

January 4, 2012 at 3:50 am #12837
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Floo

Hank is 9793 Torvalds(?)

Hank is a fictional anthropomorphic character in various children’s stories by Beatrix Potter.

January 4, 2012 at 3:54 am #12860
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MJ Campbell

a rabbit?

hank is a character in a british scifi show about a time traveling alien

January 4, 2012 at 5:51 am #13254
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Ashley Phalange

Hank is Doctor Who.

Hank is a famous and impossible time-traveling scenario that’s been highly debated. The scenario would cause the time traveler to be his or her own ancestors.

January 4, 2012 at 9:08 pm #14378
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TheStig

Hank is the Grandfather Paradox.

Hank is the smallest production car known to man.

January 4, 2012 at 9:23 pm #14428
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Lily

Hank is the 2010 Smart Fortwo

Hank is the first song ever written by Coldplay

January 4, 2012 at 9:38 pm #14491
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TheStig

@lily Wrong. Hank was a Peal P-50.

Now Hank is that song about Sarah Furgeson’s tits.

Hank is, in my opinion, the most depressing band in the world. Frontman is Chris Martin.

January 4, 2012 at 9:52 pm #14521
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Floo

Hank is Coldplay

Hank is a French expression often used by the Tenth Doctor meaning ‘Let’s go’.

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January 4, 2012 at 11:48 pm #14852
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Yuri

Hank is allons-y

Hank is a term in the webcomic Homestuck by Andrew Hussie. It is one of four in Troll Romances, others being Kismesis, Auspistice, and Moirail. Hank is represented by the Heart: <3

January 4, 2012 at 11:59 pm #14882
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TheStig

Hank is a matesprite.

Hank is the megalomaniacal captain of the Pequod. This peg-legged fellow is hellbent on capturing the great white whale, Moby Dick.

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