hank is snowy

hank is a fanfiction about my little pony: friendship is magic that is one of the scariest things one could ever read. it is about a cannabilistic pinkie pie

Hank is Paul Tibbets.

Hank is the set of theological doctrines related to the end of the world.

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Hank is Buzz Osborne.

Hank is a monkey that steals random things from the students at Greendale Community College and hoards them in a vent.

Hank is the scarf of sexual preference!

Hank is a small ex-navy base turned principality off the coast of England.

Hank is Blue Citrus.

Hank is Queen of Twists and Confusion, Sad Backstories, and Strippers. (You will only get this if you’re my friend…) XD

Hank is YouTube?

Hank is a PC game in which the goal is world domination through conquest, space race, culture, diplomacy, or land mass and population.

Civilization, actually. Hank is the Dust Bowl?

Hank is a sound device than can manipulate and scan most inanimate objects (except wood; it doesn’t do wood).

Up above, Hank was ACTUALLY Tobuscus, but okay.

Hank is an Aeolipile I think…

Hank is a cartoon baby who, according to some theories, never existed, except in the mind of his older cousin.

Hank is a roomba! (Also, I think it’s a lie about rugrats…)

Hank is the blue gas-masked sniper cohort of Zee Captain in a post-apocalyptic wasteland.

Hank is an interrupter gear.

Hank is the most well known of all the lesser Maiar, sent by the Valar to assist the mortal races. He is widely regarded to be the most mettlesome of all his peers and is a friend of giant eagles.

Hank is SOPA (heresy!)

Hank is an equation that conveys the theoretical maximum capacity of a noiseless channel to hold data, represented by the equation C = 2 * B * log base2 (L), where B is the bandwidth of the channel, and L is the number of distinct signal levels used to convey that data.

Hank is Dante Alighieri.

Hank is the chemical element with symbol C and atomic number 6. As a member of group 14 on the periodic table, it is nonmetallic and tetravalent—making four electrons available to form covalent chemical bonds.

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Hank is Carbon.

Hank is a fictional Doctorate of Theoretical Physics. Portrayed by Jim Parsons, Hank is often very literal and at some times insulting without knowing it. Hank also likes trains.

Hank is Spike from Buffy(?)

Hank is an ancient race of extraterrestrial psychopathic hunters with unknown origin. Hank have a highly developed evolutionary survival tactic; Hank are quantum-locked; the second a Hank is seen by another living creature, it turns to stone; rendering a Hank impossible to kill. Hank usually prowl the universe in a solitary manner, feeding off the potential time energy of their prey by sending them back in time and letting them live to death. While Hank are generally solitary, they have been known to hunt in groups. In addition to time manipulation, Hank are capable of manifesting through image, manipulating electrical currents and reanimating the mind of their victims. Hank have been nicknamed “The Lonely Assassins”.

Hank is Tui

Hank is a person whose aunt killed your mom in a duel by chopping off her head with a scythe in the pool.

Hank is a person with no social life whatsoever

Hank is a social networking site designed for lazy, cranky people

Hank is a puppy sized elephant!

Hank is a “hunter”, a person who travels around the country killing demons and evil spirits and the like. Hank travels with his brother Sam, who is/isn’t a psychic sometimes. When Hank was dying, Hank’s dad made a deal with a demon so that Hank would live but his dad would die. Hank loves his car, and listens mostly to bands like ACDC and Led Zeppelin.

Hank is uranium.

Hank is a type of math that pertains to the study of triangles.

Hank is Marmite.

Hank is a military officer known for having commanded the Confederate Army during the American Civil War.

@nfdfn881, hank is actually a top quark.
@aewett, hank is actually trigonometry

back to the current answers, hank is radon?

hank has always been, and always will be, a butt trumpet

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hank is bye bye birdie!

hank is a small canine sized pacaderm that has not been real for over 4000 years. hank has the evolutionary advantage of being awesome

hank is an oven

hank is an equine timelord

Hank is still Doctor Whooves?

Hank is a word used to describe mindless chanting without thought as to the meaning of that which is being said. Interestingly enough, Hank is not recognized by Microsoft Word’s spell check, though Hank has been described as one of the most beautiful words in the English language.

Hank is the tenth Doctor himself?

And I had a feeling mine might be a bit too obscure, Hank is psittacism

Hank is a malted colorful confection, closely associated with Easter, and the name of a reproductive vessel for a distant cousin of the cardinal ^_^

Hank is an egg.

Hank is an American mathematician and State Representative for the 17th district in the Illinois House of Representatives, serving since 2011. Hank is the son of Miriam Fried, and his grandmother was the Russian-born cellist Raya Garbousova.